Hi, everyone!

Well, this is my first ever blog. I'm not sure exactly what I'm gonna write about yet, but I'm sure I'll work something out! Probably a way of releasing anger by ranting my various collection of unusual views. You may be a bit confused by my blog's name, "crash bang wallop". Well, when you have no idea what you're going to write about, coming up with a name seems difficult. All I could think of was a video in Steve Coogan's comedy: Alan Partridge:





<- crash bang wallop. Hilarious.





A little bit about me. I'm 16, male, English, live in Nottingham, and attend a private school called Dagfa (la-dee-da!). I'm currently in year 11, doing my GCSEs. One of my "hobies" is making movies with my brother and his mate. I say "hobbies" in speech marks because it sort of involves me getting angry whilst the two only actors keep etting it wrong, then I have to sit infront of my PC for a couple of hours pain-stakingly editing the endless roll of footage. I'll probably be posting some of our videos in the future. See, I told you it was only a little bit about me! Infact, I might write a bit about my school, 'cause it is weird. When you get a collection of rich, disobediant, educationally sub-normal, and slightly demented kids that for some reason can't attend a normal school, then stuff them all into a classroom, you get some odd results. I mean, where else would you find a BNP supporting nazi-chav being beaten up by a tiny and depressed Yu-Gi-Oh fan!?





<-- Dagfa Hosue School. A peacful eduction for upper-crust kids? Unfortunately... not quite.





I think I'll leave this post there for the moment. But never fear, "kirbsmeister" is here and ready to type... Just as soon as he works out what to type about.